Pre-departure

What is Pre-departure?


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The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

See fart, shit, turd, crap, arse


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