What is Pre-divorce?
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PRE-DIVORCE
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
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“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
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To blow your load and shoot it across the room and make it hit your partner, preferably in their eye.
Dude, I totally just launched a M..
