Pre-divorce

What is Pre-divorce?


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PRE-DIVORCE

More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.

One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.

Also see: fuck maker

“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”

See divorce, marriage, married, pipe dream, bitch, fuck maker


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