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1. An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their ..

1. Ask a girl to put it in her butt, and then pee on her thigh, regardless of the answer to the first question. Last night, I gave your mo..

1. Being totally cute and metrosexual in every way. Did you see Eli? He's a totally zakkypoo! See zak, cute, gay, metro, blonde..