What is Preemptive Karma?
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When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.
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to investigate some new gossip/news via facebook
Yo! Did you see John's new girlfriend?
No! Wait, let me infacetigate this news.
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Slang name for Mcdonalds, expressing the sloppy outcome that occurs after eating there.
I just ate some McShitters....I hope my ass doe..
