Preemptive Shit

What is Preemptive Shit?


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The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."

Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."

Johnny: "Fuck!"

See beer shit, pre-shit, shitter, shittery


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