Pre-game Dump

What is Pre-game Dump?


1.

n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.

"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."

"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"

2.

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.

"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."

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