What is Pregnant?
1.
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
2.
The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."
"My god..."
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3.
Carrying developing offspring within the body.
"I think I'm pregnant.."
4.
your end of life...
you are totally fucked.
OWNED
OWNED she is pregnant.
5.
The condition of being able to make twice as much money in the porn industry due to supply and demand.
Thanks to Sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in Fat Pregnant Anal Whores XVII and made enough money to stay high for a month.
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6.
The blossoming of a new life...in your life.
I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!
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7.
When are girl has a baby growing inside her! After she has had unprotected sex!
We forgot protection, and my periods late! I think im pregnant!
