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The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$
"Eww, look at all of santas snow..
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Making a woman look more voluptuous than she really is.
My girlfriend likes to stuff an entire box of kleenex in her bra to voluptualiz..
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An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and..