What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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zomg + pwn + sauce. It is a dish. You eat it if you get pwned. It's pwnsauce. You serve it if you pwn. Best when served at room tem..
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Same thing as Spam.
When somebody posts a single message on a message board advertising a product or website.
A shameless plug is the..
