What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes yo..
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1: An expletive.
2: Actions of mischief resulting in an expletive.
1: RUMFUDGERY!
2: Will you phytes cut it out with that damnable r..
