What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Random Words:
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a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey..
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a fat kid that walks like a t rex and works at pizza nova and wears the pizza nova shirt 24/7 and says skooplaap doop attap shnaat
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