What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Random Words:
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the term u use wen u feel like a sexy goose.
..."oh snapp-izzle, this dress makes me look like a supermodel!"..
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A strange and obfuscated word, often used to express extreme surprise and/or delight at something. Thought up by Avarik at the 1337 foru..
