What is Premarital Masturbation?


1.

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?

Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

See jack, johnson, balls, nuts, masturbation


95

Random Words:

1. 1. the longest secret word on peewee's playhouse 2. the only secret word on peewee's playhouse not found in the dictionary 3..
1. A unicorn's horn that is also used as a lazor, is a lazor, or shoots lazors. Check out that unicorn's mad UNILAZOR!!!!..
1. A more polite version of balls out. Indicates extreme effort or determination. 1. The 400m runner came off the final bend in 3rd place ..