What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Horlicksed....
Same as bullocksed. Fucked up.
First uttered by an English MP during parliament and used to discribe that something was..
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a paraplegic is someone with disabled bodily functions
"i wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull rig..
