What is Premarital Masturbation?


1.

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?

Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

See jack, johnson, balls, nuts, masturbation


95

Random Words:

1. 1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to p..
1. The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack. Also can be abbreviated as (CT). 1) Check out that chick's cum ..
1. One who hides nuclear warheads in its backyard "pool". Usually likes it up the anus from its sister. Occasionally uses a pink ..