What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Commentthat often deserves to be made of much of the quackery filling our global culture. Pioneered by Arte Johnson as Wolfgang the Na..
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In short, the anus. The asshole. The puckered lips of one's inner booty.
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