What is Premarital Masturbation?


1.

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?

Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

See jack, johnson, balls, nuts, masturbation


95

Random Words:

1. A name for a U.S or Canadian 5$ bill. It can also be used with any other bill (ten sheet for a 10$ bill ect.). Do you have that 5 sheet..
1. To be a crazed NINE INCH NAILS fan where you do not only like one certain album or song, you worship Trent and the rest of the band, you..
1. When a filthy old man takes a dump by squating over the toilet shaking the turd out from his anal cavity. Last night my Grandpa was suc..