What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
Drunk: Aaou ..