What is Premarital Masturbation?


1.

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?

Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

See jack, johnson, balls, nuts, masturbation


95

Random Words:

1. A wicked band band with some local heroes in it, from cumbria up and coming.Donated all of the money from there last gig to help cockerm..
1. A kid who has red hair, and has extremely red cunter lips Yo Look at that Cunter Lipped kid, he has nice cunter lips See cunt lips, cu..
1. When either you or someone else experiences spontanious anger due to a continous pressure in your life. Randomly stabbing someone becau..