What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Performing oral sexon a black woman
He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.
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