What is Premarital Masturbation?


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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?

Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

See jack, johnson, balls, nuts, masturbation


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