What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Random Words:
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A group of words to be used when no other words will do, or when no expleatative will do
That guy just cut me up - hashmahalamahalamaha..
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When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.
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