What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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Random Words:
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to bail on your friends after you tell them you can go do something
Dude why did you nattie out last weekend when u didn't come to..
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Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!
DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!&q..
