What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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A member of a forum or news group who takes on some personality in the form of something familiar or comical.
A gimmick poster typic..
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When someone volunteers you with out the option of you saying no.
your mom volun-told you to babysit on a Saturday night.
See voluntee..
