What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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The act and essence of being undeafeatable in basically any type of activity imaginable.
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The divice which males posess of which semen is ejaculated through. Also see penis. A.k.a. pleasure pistol.
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