What is Premarital Masturbation?
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Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
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An adjective used to describe something that is spectacular, awesome, cool, or otherwise great to the highest degree. A portmanteau word..
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1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.
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