What is Premature Auto Flushing?
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The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
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The seeking of more petroleum products by military means. (cf. lebensraum)
The war in Iraq is in pursuit of erdölsraum.
See hypocrisy,..
