What is Premature Awakeulation?
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Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.
Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.
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