What is Premature Awakeulation?
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Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.
Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.
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Random Words:
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The act of monging a dead chicken. Typically performed by Teletubbies.
<Lasse> I'm in for some hardcore chickenmonging, what..
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Like a cum dumpsterbut for the hispanic male to deposit within, upon, and throughout.
There goes Britany with another Mexican exchange ..
