Premature Comeupage

What is Premature Comeupage?

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

See hungover, hangover, alcohol, drugs, morning after

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Georgia Microwave

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Endowment

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