What is Premature Eloculation?


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Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

See door, lock, car, truck, vehicle, AEI


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