What is Premature Etextulate?
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
Random Words:
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A clear plastic bag, full on coins.
Named after Obama, because they are both full of change.
John - I don't want this change.
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