What is Premature Etextulate?
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
Random Words:
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To Randomly jump on your Friend and Rapidly jab in his/her stomach.
Dude He Purple Banana-ed me while I using the bathroom, Not Cool!
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A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences...
