Premature Etextulate

What is Premature Etextulate?

1.

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up

Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".

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