What is Premature Etextulate?
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
Random Words:
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Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Q..
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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom...
