What is Premature Etextulate?
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
Random Words:
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Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.
I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!
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State of being cool or incredibly pimptastic.
My penis has much pimptasticoliousness when erect...
