What is Premature Etextulate?
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
Random Words:
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adj. large, round
usually used to describe an woman's ass
see junk in the trunk
My girl's got a nice bedonkadonk ass.
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Someone who shatters peoples dreams, and generally puts a downer on all things
Paul: Man we are so going to Leeds festival this year
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