What is Premature Etextulate?
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The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
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It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.
Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!..
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When you fart in someone's mouth while they give you a rim job.
Carol was licking Jon's ass last night. They were having fun,..