Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Escortion

1. Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice. "There were 20 escortions..

Lunch Special

1. A combination of soup (generally French Onion), and salad (always tossed). Popular with the hungriest of lunchtime whores. We went to ..

Fail Safe

1. a ripped or broken latex condom "<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"..

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