Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Handy-j

1. The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else. example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at..

Uggish

1. groggy, drowsy, depressing. Its uggish today. See groggy, drowsy, ughish..

Bald Man In The Boat

1. Same as the little man in the boat. The woman's Clit. Licking the bald man in the boat will make your woman CUM!!! See clit, l..

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