Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Capko

1. A verb meaning to move one's tongue up and down in a vertical manner at an extremely fast pace. Can be done in social settings or ..

E.d.

1. Erectile Dysfunction aka. YOURE FUCKED! 2. Emergency dump. Pooping everywhere While at the bar ryan took an E.D. in his pants. 3. ..

Nedro

1. A cross between a negro and a nerd. "Because he studies a lot, he's a nedro fag" See negro, nerd, fag, study, cross..

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