Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Animalistic Sex

1. When two people have rough, but quite pleasurable sex. Allot of hard penetration. IN & OUT super fast, and hard. The lovey dovey shi..

Jockosexual

1. The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "..

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

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