Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Canadian Slip

1. To get out of doing your job and shifting responsibility to a co-worker or someone else because of laziness Joe just pulled the Canadia..

Testetrap

1. When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face! Gotta watch out for those testetrap..

Lips Between The Hips

1. Pussy, vagina, whatever. Meat gash also suffices. "Dude! I bet she has sweet lips between her hips"..

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