Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Slopping

1. oral sex on a woman who's hairy gobletis full to the brim and is spilling its contents into her pants. come here lover and give my..

Palentine

1. a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with. He's my favorite palentine, but we'..

Oceanic Crust

1. the fuzz growing under your armpit....see oceaning Elaina really has to shave her oceanic crust because it isn't that attractive ..

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