Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?


1.

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"


11

Random Words:

1. An arbitrary variant of "w00t". Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW Guy 2: w00tne0nt See w00t, woot, pwn, 1337..
1. noun. slang term used to describe a douche or any variation thereof. verb. to partake in the act of murduring babies. dude, you'..
1. Someone who loves fat black chicks, with big asses! Oh man only zwe will go for a slob like her See zwe, boy, fat, girl, black..