Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Assbacon

1. A piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone's ass. Hey Steve, did you have any assbacon this morning? No? Well, have one ..

Zopal

1. A person who is not afraid of saying Lord of the Rings, The Matrix and Star Wars trilogies are mediocre. My name is Zopal. See Zopal ..

Narrow Urethra

1. A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill. Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to ..

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