Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Diltch

1. A penis with a bend, or kink in it. The bitch couldnt suck my dick becuase I have a diltch. 2. Diltch- loser, dumbass,fucker, or bitc..

Mr. Wizard

1. The person with all the knowledge. usualy used with a sarcastic connotation. Casper: my out look on the situation... telly: haaaaa , M..

Milenium-52

1. An person who makes promises, but rarely makes good on them. "Man, he said he'd give me five bucks today, and it's now 1..

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