Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Finoogle

1. a polite form of swearing. finoogle me cakes mate! See fuck, finoogle, cakes, swear, chair..

Jagerbug

1. A VW Beetle based race car built by the Fl4tlanders VW Club of Lincoln, England. Bright orange and soon to be running some kick ass time..

Zozo

1. Vulgar word for penis in Haitian Creole (aka Kreyol Ayisyen) Ti Zozo, Gwo Zozo sa-w vle? (translation -- big cock, lil cock what do you..

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