Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Zero7

1. A big azn nubba. Olo look at zero7 go! hafaf he sux he fell off the ladder. See Anon 2. Omnipotent being praised by the Zairo-Sleek..

Exhaustabated

1. Absoloutley nackered from cracking one out. or in simple english. Very, very, tired from having masturbated. ----------------------..

Menids

1. It is a disease of unknown origins which leaves the victim unusually dark Wow, that dude looks like he's suffering from Menids Se..

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