Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Pete Steele

1. the darkly sexy lead singer of the metal band type o negative. showed off his monstrous cock in an issue of playgirl. mmmm! can't g..

[two Armer]

1. The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your ow..

Tished

1. To be slapped in the face with huge tits. Sometimes the result of which is a black eye. I just got Tished in the face! See tish, natis..

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