Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Valentina

1. 1. Bad-ass sexy pimptress. 2. A person or object of uncontrollable beauty. 3. A female who has an explosive amount of sexual appeal. ..

Dwynn

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Joes

1. Synonym for human breasts, usually a woman's. Derrived from Quebequois french. That chick had the biggest joes ever! See boobs, ..

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