Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Exertia

1. the opposite of intertia; an object or person who is adaptable and accepting of change. Michelle has so much exertia, she didn't e..

Zipper Placement Disorder

1. the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of s..

Quool

1. Spelling variation of cool. So you got laid? Quool. 2. A mix of quirky and cool! A girl is wearing a necklace made of buttons and he..

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