Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?


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When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"


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