Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Discombulation

1. Really, really fun to say. Seriously. Go ahead, give it a try. :)..

Slam The Spam

1. Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump. After seeing his rooma..

Manjila

1. The City of Manjila (Filipino: Lungsod ng Maynjila), or simply Manjila, is the capital of the Philippines. Alternative name for Manila...

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