Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Vagimicosis

1. A guy being the Ulitmate pussy. He's won't talk to that girl over there...it looks like he has a case of Vagimicosis. He won..

Yolk And Gabble

1. A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show..

Zatbag

1. An extremely expansive ugly fat bird who keeps trying it on with you Keep away from the bar, that zatbag is loitering about there See ..

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