Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Clitt

1. an area where many guys dont know that it exists. its hard to find guys who know how to work my clitt and even know where it is. See l..

Hemp Bag

1. A usually colorful, woven bag that a stoner keeps his/her pipe in. A lighter and a bag of weed can also be found in a hemp bag. Dont co..

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