Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Pedexterity

1. v.- Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous Susie dropped her pencil on the floor dur..

Rodeo Rit

1. an enjoyable game that is played on dancefloors with ugly women. A man begins dancing in close proximity to an ugly woman, and after put..

2k7

1. The year 2007. Used mainly in instant messaging rather than in speech. What year is it? 2k7. See 2007, 2k6, 2k5, 2k3, year..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Premature Farting Edit Meaning