Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Nejka

1. The Maltese slang for having a Fuck or else used to signify that a girl is a nice fuck eg: Illejla se niehu nejka tajba Tonight i&apos..

Neece

1. To be neece: Defined as something or someone who is lame. Person 1: You know that Will Marshall? Person 2: Yeah, he's so neece. ..

Zing!

1. A phrase most commonly stated after a particularly clever comment, ex: a pun, a dis, in rare cases a well placed "your mom" or..

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