Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Hezer

1. house, or place of living. my bitch was comin to my hezer and i was like, "biotch"..

Truro

1. A backward Cornish city overly populated with kopitevermin. Friggin 'ell la I thought we were in Truro for a minute, the redshite ..

Slut Thighs

1. the worst insult ever. Nice try though. person 1:Look at those slut thighs. person 2:You don't make sense. Maybe you should go t..

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