Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

[valdemar]

1. a feeling of hypnosis or trance Gazing into my lover's eyes left me with a feeling of valdemar. See hypnosis, trance, dazed, stup..

Puz

1. Term of endearment for a loved one. Puz is the puzzle piece that you lose down the back of the couch and the joy you feel at finding it ..

Fimmh

1. FIMMH is an acronym, standing for "Fart In My Mouth Hot." This is usually used to describe women of an caliber that far excee..

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