Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Nardies

1. High school (and sometimes college) boys who like sports, are generally huge assholes, get really drunk, say things like "damn son!..

Yyk

1. Yes You Know; A response to idk, which states that the person using idk, does know. Person1: Is your mom available tonight Person2: id..

Ohemgee

1. how the cool kids say "omg" or oh my god " ohemgee i got teh most rad haircut today! " sort of like " el jay..

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