Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Pubic Pants

1. Men's jeans that are so low slung, a portion of the pubic hair is exposed. Kelly: "Zak was wearing those ultra hot Dolce &..

Jaykay

1. meaning just kidding, coming from the abbreviation of jk (just kidding) You suck and your mom is a ho.....jaykay See YEAH! 2. To fis..

Fist Five

1. When you punch someone in the shoulder and at the same time yell "Fist Five" "Dude why did you just punch me?" &qu..

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