Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Zorgasm

1. The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest. Yeah man, that Zorgasm..

Telep

1. A very annoying brit. Has a rather large butt "Man that guy is such a telep !" See telep, brit, bus, hate..

Smor

1. computer freak interested in hardware, software and World of Warcraft only. Has no time for anything else. He wakes up at 7 am, sits in..

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