Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Harriet [harrieting]

1. the female form of hank; female masterbation (can be performed with any penis shaped object) Kristi, Jessica, Claire, and Holly like to..

W.o.w.

1. (verb) The act of rejecting your sorry sad life, and replacing it with an online computer game where you can be the hero you wouldn&apo..

Gland

1. A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude. "Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland". ..

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