Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Kadoo

1. used when you agree with something someone says, or just a polite friendly hello or wassup. Katie: hey!!! Laura: KADOO. OR Margaret:..

Osslutlator

1. A person that knows how to move on the old meat pole Damn that bitch is a good osslutlator. Yo I caught Jen osslutlating on Bill'..

Ziva-ism

1. A mistake made when using an English figure of speech. Usually used when the mistake is commited by Ziva David, a character in the telev..

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