Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Dot Her Eyes

1. To achieve orgasm all over a girl's face and in her eyes. I'd dot her eyes anytime...

Naik

1. A fictional last name used to describe a very hot girl. Often used with the first name SARA or ANGELA, but anything will do. She may be ..

Zipper

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..

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