Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

King Kong

1. A very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers. "If you hear me 'fore you see me I got King Kong in the tru..

Its Nothing

1. It dont matter, (its like whatever) Im dont care, Im not scared. Its nothing baby...

Ziemke

1. a dude who is constantly flexing and or checking himself out, a ziemke will usually hit on younger girls, preferably in highschool a zie..

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