Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Turtle Sniffing Cotton

1. When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark. Man, I..

Donezies

1. simply, a synonym for done. that girl just took 4 back-to-back shots of 151... she's donezies. See done, done for, finished, fini..

Tankuz

1. the combination of thank and you. it is usually used by ppl who want to sound cute or funny. mostly used by girls in a high pitched voic..

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