Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

Pulledegheeoffer

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Flungover

1. Flying while hungover After a hard night of partying, I was flungover the next morning- not the best idea when on Southwest's cram..

Rry

1. Aznparody of rly but it gets messed up when Engrishspeaking people try to say it. Hay Kim, are you ronery? Yah I rry am. See engrish..

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