Premature Farting

What is Premature Farting?

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"

Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"

Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"

Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

One In The Pink, One In The Stink

1. to take one in the minge and one in the shitpipe george micheal takes one in his muff and one his shithole, " Hey anna, me and j..

Dilps

1. Seven foot BFG (Big Fat Gay). Hes a sahafe militant brer, however, he steals AND THEN rinses all jokes. awwwww you pulled a dilps!..

Hairspray On Saturday

1. A sacred legendary thread on facebook. Comprising of a small number of random students, Zach being the creator, that shares the inner mo..

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