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songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that..
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confused in an air head way.
Jan was kerfluffed. She couldn't decide which weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of marble..
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A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.
Uniformed Shlub: ..