Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

1. A ladies private area (her clout) can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please. See Burger..

Throat Slug

1. A solid blob of grey/green phlegm brought up from the throat which has some resemblance to a garden slug. Johnny has a terrible cough a..

Efamous

1. Well-known on the Internet. It's pretty pointless unless the efameconverts to real life fame. Many people on the interwebz try to..

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