Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Unicycle Wedgie

1. when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole Im sore from the unicy..

Icommode

1. Listen to music and watching video's on crapper. Basically the same as iPot. I gotta get on my iCommode so I can have something to..

Zeuser

1. one who strongly believes they were born to be a reincarnation of Zeus. Brah my mom said when I was born i came out with lightning bolt..

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