Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Facebate

1. When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends There was a very hot photo tagged on..

Smuice

1. A delicious drink halfway between a smoothie and juice, usually made with a hand blender, frozen strawberries, La Yogurt and an apple ju..

Skwat

1. A portmanteau (compound word) connoting a "Skape twat." Holy Christ, the skwat's really reekin' today. Must be usi..

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