Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Lumkin

1. A male on a toilet having fecal evacuationwhile a fe-/male counterpart performs fellatio. Last night my wife barbara said she'd gi..

Vanilla Merry-go-round

1. when 5 or more people are arranged in a circle, the first person ejaculates into the second's mouth, who then ejaculates into the t..

Nigger Smooth

1. Nigger smooth: a task that was executed well hugh slid across into the room via the wet floor the other night it was nigger smooth See..

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