Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Valleyshot

1. pouring of any alcohol of choice down the crack of a butt, and someone recieving the drink at the bottom end. Chris enjoyed the valleys..

Bolivian Brown Barnyard

1. note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch when one has diarrhea and defecates on his p..

^///^

1. A variation of the popular '^_^' smiley. It is typically used to show that the user is blushing, embarassed, etc. Person A: A..

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