Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Uffcaws

1. Short way of saying "Of course." Uffcaws I know my own name! See naturally, for sure, yes, absolutely..

W.a.f.

1. Wicked Awesome Films BFF1: OMG! have u seen the last W.A.F. episode? BFF2: no, why? BFF1: omg it was so funny! the best by far! See ..

Almond Goggles

1. almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles last night your wife saw god through almond goggles. See..

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