Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Zipperection

1. The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge,..

Zudbroom

1. someone with a disorder and carries more than 25 brooms. my mom is a zudbroom. See zudbroom..

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1. A man who is happy to see you! girl scouts: hello sir would you like to buy some cookies? creepy old guy: ={D--|--^---<!!! See old..

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