Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Seeley

1. To suck a dick for some sort of personal gain I really wanted cadet of the century, so I just gave everyone a seeley. See dome, blowjo..

Above Sea Level

1. When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet. My bathroom sm..

Urban Camper

1. A euphemism for a homeless person. There sure are a lot of urban campers out on the streets today. 2. homeless person There was an u..

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