Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Purine

1. A name especially made up for people who come across as sweet and innocent but are really the ones causing all the trouble in the backgr..

Reserve Bitch

1. A woman that a man strings along, so if his attempts to meet a new woman fail, he can call the reserve bitch. This club is a wood fest,..

Air Quote

1. In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam..

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