Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Insomniap

1. When you toss and turn for 7 hours, only to have your alarm go off 15 minutes after you've finally succumbed to the warm embrace of..

Jazxing

1. 1.) To present false information with the intention of deceiving 2.) To add ornamental or fictitious details 3.) To cause to believe ..

Rubbo

1. Before having sex in the missionary position, the male dipping his phallus in a compost pile. After having sex, the male informs the fe..

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