Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Arscott

1. a cot for your arse (aka ass, buttocks, bumper, butt, etc.) I got shot in the arse and now I have to walk around with an arscott strapp..

Repackaged

1. To recreate a celebrity; give him or her a new image. Bill Cosby's image was repackaged from his early days for his leading family..

Emued

1. When a person younger and/or shorter than you harasses you (verbally, sexually, painfully, etc.). OMG! Spencer just emued Luke! And rig..

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