Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Getting Vertical

1. When one lifts their cup of any alcoholic beverage from the standard horizontal position, to the vertical position perpendicular to grou..

Back Lit

1. A lighting effect, created by illuminating an opaque object from the rear, causing a glow around the edges. Most Lord & Taylor sign..

[hungryman] Slap

1. the act of being slapped by your pimp really really hard for disobeying. Debbie wouldnt listen so i had to hungryman slap her! See sla..

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