Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?


1.

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop


32

Random Words:

1. Variation on hansel, used by Derek Zoolander in a derogatory way, after he had been told to "derelick his balls, capitan" and ..
1. something you get for doing well on your first grade homework assignment jimmy got a sticker for spelling 'cat' See gspot 2..
1. acronym for What A Rick Day Jack: this day is so beautiful Christian: I will declare it a rick day Connor: W.A.R.D. See ward, rick, ..