Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Ugawuga

1. Codename for pit stains. Hey Megan, Pssst...Don't raise your arms you have ugawugas. See pit stains, sweat, sweat puddles..

Dig Em Up

1. an insult to someone who is a complete and total toolbag that u want to put six feet under dig up and kill again. That kid is a fuckiin..

Cock-iced

1. When a man ejaculates prematurely in someone's eye while receiving a blowjob. Also known as a "Cock-eyed Cum-shot". This..

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