Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Hidden Hitler

1. Place middle finger and index fingers together under nose to form a Hitler mustacheand raise your arm up like Hitler, point to something..

I Could Eat The Crutch Off A Low Flying Duck

1. To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutc..

W.p.d.w.

1. Acronym meaning “Waldorf-ian Panty Dropping Whore”. A reference to the large number of sluts in Waldorf, Maryland. Stay away from that..

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