Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Vampire's Tea Bag

1. a used tampon what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!..

Queef-biscuit

1. (n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef. Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..

Fanny Fart

1. the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn t..

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