Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Interfiche

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Queefing Chode

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Joe Keizer

1. A term used to describe a seriously misfortunate event, or something going against the normal course of naturality. "Manchester Un..

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