Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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German Knuckle Cake

1. German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass. Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake i..

Jelly Sword

1. The really poor excuse for an erection that all men will almost invariably try to put into effect after an overly beery night out (or in..

5 Minute Friend

1. When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general. I can not believe Kiera was a 5 mi..

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