Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Voodoochick

1. Women that take classes in voodoo and sewing just to make dolls of ex-boyfriends and husbands. The dolls are typically found with excess..

A Humphrey

1. A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married. Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding l..

Off The Spot

1. Extremely delicious food. Beyond hitting the spot. Those sweet potato fries were so delicious and yummy. The sweetness really comes out..

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