Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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One Eyed Screaming Pelican

1. Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out an..

Nogay

1. :noun 1.instant relief of diarrhea nausea and OR! vomiting 2.a country located maybe somewhere near mexico.. 3.an alternate option of..

Omega Position

1. A sex move that collapses space-time to a single point which then expands and cools to form a new universe. (That's why they call i..

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