Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Zeppy

1. When something would be totally sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't. While looking at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "..

V-jj

1. (vuh-jay-jay)Slang for the vagina. Please quit cleaning your v-jj with my toothbrush. It's gross. See vagina, snatch, box, snappe..

Oriti

1. The act of having a short or unbelieviable small penis, this person can and usually looks like a premature Ben Stiller that was raised o..

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