Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Crusty Croissant

1. performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs. Ewww, I can't believe I..

1. the cool way of spelling "is" "this ÿz ghey" ~ some guy who knows what "ÿz" ÿz all aboot See is, ÿ, z, g..

Thirtigo

1. The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-..

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