Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Jesus.

1. Jesus,is a total fake.He'd be cool if he was real,but his dad can go suck a cock for all I fucking care. Jesus was a pretty badass..

Feed The Donkey

1. To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough) see: Feed the ducks I haven't anything to do Saturday ..

Beejshsteak

1. When a male receives oral sex from a female while eating a cheesesteak sandwich My girlfriend started giving me a head and I saw a chee..

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