Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Laz0r

1. A misspelled version of laser. Usually fired from mouths. ima chargin mah laz0r! See laser, lazer, lazor, shoot, fire..

Libby-lib

1. A condescending term for Stupid Liberal. A libby-lib is someone who is a liberal, but has no idea why, and often behave quite childishl..

I Think Its Time For You Gentlemen To Leave

1. A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside. I thi..

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