Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

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1. heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5..

Manfection

1. The perfect and ultimate physical embodiment of masculinity. 'I am manfection, no doubt about it.' See manfection, man, perf..

Richard Sheppard

1. An arrogant, abusive, pathetic excuse for a man who takes it up the chuff and never washes. rich looks like a bulldog licking piss off ..

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