Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Your Burnt

1. that your out of luck and crewed "where is it, i cant find my keys", Your friend "haha oh wait smell that?, you "..

Love Bomb

1. Juicy pollen pollen like goodness Yo, biatch fizzle on my love bomb, this octopus is da balla..

Success Stain

1. Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are. GUY 1: Damn I&ap..

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