Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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J.o.p.d.

1. jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate "Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d." See masturbation, jack off, m..

Rewicker

1. to completely re-define, re-develop, and/or re-think something that has already been done. Comments made by Dilbert's pointy-haire..

Gabism

1. The religion of extreme awesomeness. Making your entire life, being, etc. extremely awesome. Man1: I’m dating Jane Doe! Man2: No way! ..

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Premature Pinch Edit Meaning