Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Volume Issue

1. 1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting..

Jizzfork

1. An older "wankspoon". Was discontinued because too many were complaining about cuts on their penis. "Yes, my grandson, I..

Metallicish

1. Met-al-a-kish: When something gives you an evil and scary feeling and could be used as a topic for a Metallica song. One of my worst fe..

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