Premature Pinch

What is Premature Pinch?

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..

(see: sideways schmere)

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Last Licks

1. The right for a team to bat in the last (bottom) half-inning of a baseballgame, because the other team batted in the first (top) half-in..

Lardassian

1. An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions. Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden. Those evil Lard..

Quasiturbine

1. The Quasiturbine (Qurbine) is a no crankshaft rotary engine having a 4 faces articulated rotor with a free and accessible centre, rotati..

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