What is Premature Send-jaculation?


1.

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

See email, premature ejaculation, keyboarding


75

Random Words:

1. See Octopus It is the plural of Octopus according to the dick-heads at Webster's Dictionaries. =) But /they/ had to be different...
1. The NZ form of a hillbilly or bogan Enjoys saying hot diggity dam, eats too much and plays the banjo. What the hell are you doing you J..
1. 1: when under the influence of most downer drugs your eyes become sunken and makes your eyes look they have sausages above and below the..