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Kickin a bitch in the stomache for takin lip, and then thrusting the foot downward as to drive them into the ground.
Man that bitch tol..
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Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What&ap..
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When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit..