What is Premature Status Change?


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(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.

me: that bitch must be crazy.

you: why?

me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!

See premature status change, clingy-bitch


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