What is Premature Status Change?
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(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.
me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!
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The action of beeing eaten by a floor tom of a drum set. (See Teen Girl Squad episode 8).
She was floor tom'd!..
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when a gapped toothed backwoods cousin fuckin hill billy widdles a massive wooden cock and fucks a chick with it till she has splinters
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