What is Premature Textaculation?
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The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
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The first friday of the school year. Celebrated by wearing blue.
Richard - "hey linds you ready for Blue Friday?"
Lindsey -..
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The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.
I gave my college president a Tijua..
