Premature Textaculation

What is Premature Textaculation?

1.

The accidental sending of a text message,

resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

See texting, text, embarassing

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