What is Premature Textaculation?
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The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
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The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..
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a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
See gash, hatchet wound..
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An age old custom for stoners to smoke marijuana with gusto on Friday because it rhymes slightly with the word fire.
I got the bud, you..
