What is Premature Typejaculation?


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When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.

"Hey, What's up"

"oh, nothing mu"

"ch"

"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"

See im, instant messaging, typing, enter


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