What is Premature Typejaculation?
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When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.
"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"
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The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he's always hated but was always too sober to fight.
Jose Contreras: Shit man, are you..
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To manually induce vomiting by forcing two fingers down your throat in the shape of a gun, thus pulling the trigger.
Jess had a few too..
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A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids..
