What is Premeditated Retardation?


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The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.


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