Pre-microwave

What is Pre-microwave?

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.

"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"

See microwave, generation x, old school

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