Pre-minstrel Tension

What is Pre-minstrel Tension?


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Anxiety and agitation experienced by a lady who impatiently awaits the arrival of a gentleman's CARNAL CHORISTER in her COVENT GARDEN performance area.

Highly-strung HANDEL'S LARGOfeelings, which MISTER MINSTREL or a STAND-IN may alleviate.

The members of Doris's CLOPPERTUNEchoir had been humming like angry bees and CHEWING THE COTTONfor more than an hour.

AUDREYspluttered noisily, JACKIEtwitched nervously and the oval organ steamed incessantly.

BEAVER-SPIThad saturated the desperate diva's SPAM-GARTER and her TWIG was vibrating like a tuning-fork. The atmosphere was heavy with SCOTCH MIST.

The symptoms of PRE-MINSTREL TENSION were finally relieved when, having found an aptPANTRY APPLIANCE, she was able to start DOING THE NECESSARY.

See tension, discontent, joy, Persson


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