What is Pre-ripped Jeans?
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Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
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a very small garden gnome.
We went to Walmart's garden center to look for znyppgrovv's to adorn our garden.
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