Presbyterian Joy

What is Presbyterian Joy?

NOUN:

1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.

2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.

"Shirley stopped whining just long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."

"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."

See whine, lamentation, crying, scotch, whiskey, alcohol

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