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The thinking that a man does while he sits on the porcelain goddess.
I do my best thinking on the shitter. That's my mantemplatio..
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an extremely obese bitch that would burn the clutch of any vehicle upon take-off
R.J.:did you see that clutch burner that Josh was roll..
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a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for thos..