Present

What is Present?

1.

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"
32

Random Words:

Exploding Sanchez
1. Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..
Read more
Upper Decker Blumpkin Ac Slater
1. This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate bal..
Read more
Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment
1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free