Present

What is Present?


1.

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"


32

Random Words:

1. Chinese spelling of money or thousands or anything that starts with Q. Depending on how you pronounce it, it changes from thousands to ..
1. A Mennonite gynaecologist. I gotta go see the zinamaginy. He will ask me if i have been using my hole in the blanket. See zinamaginy, ..
1. To masturbate upside down. To enquire upon the state of someone's quasilling you must 'quizzle'. "Sir, I quizzle y..