Present

What is Present?


1.

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"


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