Present

What is Present?


1.

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"


32

Random Words:

1. FOR LAZY PEOPLE WHO COULDNT BE BOTHERED SAYING FUCKING OATH. Guy: dude that chick is hot Other guy: Awww COATH See fuck, oath, for su..
1. A central west london slang for a blow job. Being a shortened version of "Knob Polish".... Belived to have been started by a b..
1. Moonbat code for legal efforts in stopping Leftists from allowing felons, illegal aliens and dubious personages like ASDF JKL;, QWERTY, ..