Preservative

What is Preservative?


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The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.

Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.

Martin: God exists...!

See condom, gum, contraception, rubber, protection


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