Preservative

What is Preservative?

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.

Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.

Martin: God exists...!

See condom, gum, contraception, rubber, protection

Orange Crayon

1. Vicious anal penetration to cause bleeding. Once the the bleeding occurs, pull out and piss on the wound(butt). The mixture of the re..

Ape-ass Crazy

1. Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing i..

Karma Pounds

1. weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pou..

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