Preservative

What is Preservative?

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.

Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.

Martin: God exists...!

See condom, gum, contraception, rubber, protection

Lucy Rollins

1. A dumbshit who has no fukin friends and was soo desperate she fuked that red nut that everybody hates, ps she has exmah all over her vag..

Galloping Gobbler

1. N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the..

Stiffwich

1. a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there i..

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