Preservative

What is Preservative?

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.

Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.

Martin: God exists...!

See condom, gum, contraception, rubber, protection

Key Bitch

1. Something very fucking awesome, such as a pidgeon spontaneously combusting. KEY BITCH! That fucking rocked, now let us go buy some prop..

Twinkie Butt

1. any butthole filled to the brim with an abundance of sperm. After anal sex my girlfriend farted and sprayed the couch with an excess am..

Zechez

1. Zechez is a term used when shit happens. A: Zechez! B: well... what can you do about it? See zechez, term, slogan, nick, shit, happen..

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