Preservative

What is Preservative?

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.

Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.

Martin: God exists...!

See condom, gum, contraception, rubber, protection

Hygiene

1. To practice the art of cleanliness or to be clean. Greg: Hey manglets go to mcdonalds and get some grub. Art: No way man the dont got..

A Man Duh

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Stop Looking At My Ass

1. a phrase commonly used by 'sexi-cam' 'olter 'stop looking at my ass liz!'..

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