Preservative

What is Preservative?

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.

Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.

Martin: God exists...!

See condom, gum, contraception, rubber, protection

Hawt Stuff

1. Someone who is in fact hawt Wow, James you're 'hawt stuff' See hawt, stuff, hott, dowag, liekzomg..

3 Second Pregnancy Scare

1. When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thru..

Zorbitex

1. When you cum in the face of a slut from texas. "Oh ya Roy I put a zorbitex in that mama's face." See slut, hoe, whore, ..

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