President Madagascar

What is President Madagascar?


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On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.

Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!

President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

See president, madagascar, stickman, stick, man, disease, virus, close, ports


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