President Skroob

What is President Skroob?


1.

The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.

1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

2) President Skroob: What's the combination?

Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.

President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?

Colonel Sandurz: Yes.

President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.

3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

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