President Skroob

What is President Skroob?


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The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.

1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

2) President Skroob: What's the combination?

Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.

President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?

Colonel Sandurz: Yes.

President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.

3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

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