What is President Skroob?
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The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.
1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
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The Greatest fucking football player of all time. The greatest safety and 49er player present, past, and to come.
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