Presidents Day

What is Presidents Day?

1.

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.

See president, washington, holiday, jefferson
37

Random Words:

High School
1. High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960..
Read more
Tttl
1. abbreviation for too tired to live whore|manwhore|HO says this and that response is TTTL so stfu and stuff a muffin in it See sick, a..
Read more
Nepotis
1. Jack Black's version of the word nepotism used to shorten speaking time and sound super cool and neat. See also codish and audish. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free