Presidents Day

What is Presidents Day?

1.

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.

See president, washington, holiday, jefferson
37

Random Words:

Cum Junky
1. nymphomaniac slut that loves cum that mandy chick sure is a cum junky..
Read more
Doobie Back Ribs
1. pork or cow ribs that have doobie bbq sauces and cookied with doobie seasoning. I just had some doobie back ribs with my old girl Yvett..
Read more
Unibreezy
1. A slang term for "Unibrow" "They cut off my Unibreezy, now I can actually see my eyes now!" (Chance, from VH-1 I l..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free