What is Presidents Day?
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A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.
Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...
Example Two:
Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!
Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?
DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.
SP: Exactly.
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A kite shop in bedfordshire
I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.
See cunt..
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Very similar to :3, except it (the chibi cat) has a battery on its head. The number of lines inside the battery suggests how full it is...
