Pressert

What is Pressert?


1.

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

See bikepacking, food, dessert, calories, eats

2.

The act of eating dessert before a meal

Also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with 'er

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

See food, dessert, eat, tasty, yo momma

1.

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

See bikepacking, food, dessert, calories, eats

2.

The act of eating dessert before a meal

Also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with 'er

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

See food, dessert, eat, tasty, yo momma


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