What is Pretard?
1.
A young
Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents
Rachel, you are a pretard
Their child will be pretarded
2.
a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"
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3.
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
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4.
(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.
I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.
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5.
The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.
Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.
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6.
Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment
"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."
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7.
A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full
Joan - Steve is a "pretard".
Jim - A pretard?
Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.
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1.
A young
Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents
Rachel, you are a pretard
Their child will be pretarded
2.
a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"
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3.
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
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4.
(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.
I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.
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5.
The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.
Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.
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6.
Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment
"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."
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7.
A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full
Joan - Steve is a "pretard".
Jim - A pretard?
Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.
See