Pretard

What is Pretard?


1.

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

2.

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

See mctard

3.

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

See pretard, retard, idiot, fucktard, retarded

4.

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.

I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.

See dipshit, fuckhead, reject, brainiac, genius

5.

The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.

Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.

See mustard, sandwich, condiments, deli, hot dog

6.

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

See pretard, retard, tard, fucktard, asshat

7.

A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full retard. Also describes someone who is very stupid and on their way to becoming a full fledged retard.

Joan - Steve is a "pretard".

Jim - A pretard?

Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.

See stupid, retard, idiot, moron, bozo, imbecile

1.

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

2.

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

See mctard

3.

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

See pretard, retard, idiot, fucktard, retarded

4.

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.

I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.

See dipshit, fuckhead, reject, brainiac, genius

5.

The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.

Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.

See mustard, sandwich, condiments, deli, hot dog

6.

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

See pretard, retard, tard, fucktard, asshat

7.

A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full retard. Also describes someone who is very stupid and on their way to becoming a full fledged retard.

Joan - Steve is a "pretard".

Jim - A pretard?

Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.

See stupid, retard, idiot, moron, bozo, imbecile


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