What is Pretendbian?
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A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers
Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together
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A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers
Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together
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A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.
FRED PHELPS: Hey Osama! Bin Gettinany?
OSAMA BIN GETTINANY: No Fred Phelch, how..
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vam..
