Pretender

What is Pretender?

1.

Hilary Duff, Avril, Kevin Federline and More.

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!

See pretender, fake, poser, cheat

2.

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

See voyeur, stranger, masturbate, beat off, hand job

1.

Hilary Duff, Avril, Kevin Federline and More.

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!

See pretender, fake, poser, cheat

2.

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

See voyeur, stranger, masturbate, beat off, hand job
55

Random Words:

Nymphomercial
1. Infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts. I saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had ..
Read more
Alligator Toes
1. The pinky toe that is unusally small on a female's foot. The toe nail on the pinky toe is abnormally smaller than usual. Mandy ..
Read more
Brooklyn Queens
1. A woman from the borough in New York known as Brooklyn. This woman will use her sex appeal to get money from men. Also known as a gold..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free