Pretender

What is Pretender?

1.

Hilary Duff, Avril, Kevin Federline and More.

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!

See pretender, fake, poser, cheat

2.

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

See voyeur, stranger, masturbate, beat off, hand job

1.

Hilary Duff, Avril, Kevin Federline and More.

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!

See pretender, fake, poser, cheat

2.

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

See voyeur, stranger, masturbate, beat off, hand job
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