Pretendonitis

What is Pretendonitis?


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When you hear a loud, high pitched noise but theres really nothing wrong with you

On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.

See pretendonitis, the office, jim, pam, dwight

1.

When you hear a loud, high pitched noise but theres really nothing wrong with you

On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.

See pretendonitis, the office, jim, pam, dwight


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