Pretentious Git

What is Pretentious Git?


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Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.

Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.

"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"

"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."

See pretentious, git, tit, cock, prick

1.

Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.

Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.

"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"

"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."

See pretentious, git, tit, cock, prick


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