Pretesbian

What is Pretesbian?


1.

adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.

"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."

"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."

"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."

See lesbian, heterosexual, pretend, girls, bi

2.

A girl who has sex or relationships with lesbians but is really straight.

Mary was dating Julie for a while, but I heard she just married a dude. I knew she was a pretesbian.

See fake, lesbian, poser, gay, straight, married

1.

adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.

"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."

"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."

"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."

See lesbian, heterosexual, pretend, girls, bi

2.

A girl who has sex or relationships with lesbians but is really straight.

Mary was dating Julie for a while, but I heard she just married a dude. I knew she was a pretesbian.

See fake, lesbian, poser, gay, straight, married


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