Pre-tied Noose

What is Pre-tied Noose?

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'

*jumps into it*

See noose, yoghurt, jump

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