Pretty Girl Smell

What is Pretty Girl Smell?


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The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"

(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)

Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**

Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

See pretty, girl, smell, love, pheromone, hormone, attraction, sex, Scheherazade

1.

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"

(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)

Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**

Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

See pretty, girl, smell, love, pheromone, hormone, attraction, sex, Scheherazade


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