Pretzel Dick

What is Pretzel Dick?


1.

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1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

See cock, pecker, bent, disformed

2.

similar to a pencil dick but is salty.

wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.

1.

:

1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

See cock, pecker, bent, disformed

2.

similar to a pencil dick but is salty.

wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.


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