Pretzel-cock

What is Pretzel-cock?

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

See dolt, idiot, moron, jackass, stud, cool, suave

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

See dolt, idiot, moron, jackass, stud, cool, suave

Jonnye Factor

1. 1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspectiv..

Vanced

1. to get fingered from across the room this girl got vanced in my math class See fingered 2. One who cheated at golf cheated Cory Van..

Hamthighs

1. Thighs that resemble Ham drum sticks. Shor, chuncky and thick. Like yo big daddy has. OMFG that crackwhore had fucking HAMTHIGHS. Sick..

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