What is Pretzels?
1.
Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
2.
What I am not.
I am not a pretzel damnit
3.
The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix
Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?
I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.
See
1.
Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
2.
What I am not.
I am not a pretzel damnit
3.
The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix
Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?
I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.
See
