Pretzels

What is Pretzels?


1.

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.

Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?

2.

What I am not.

I am not a pretzel damnit

3.

The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix

Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?

I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.

See chex mix, pretzel, nasty, shit, gross

1.

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.

Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?

2.

What I am not.

I am not a pretzel damnit

3.

The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix

Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?

I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.

See chex mix, pretzel, nasty, shit, gross


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