Pretzelvania Edit Meaning

1. how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow "You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morni..

1. Being really drunk or drunk to the fifth power. Any number can be used depending on the level of drunkenness. "Man I got juiced t..

1. One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles. She wrapped her legs around my face..