What is Priest?
1.
Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.
Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.
2.
1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the
2. The class in the
1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.
See
3.
1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.
2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"
1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"
2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."
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4.
A man of God.
Priests arn't only part of the
NOT ALWAYS A PEDOPHILE!!!
Ignorant person: All priests are Catholic and are filthy pedophiles
Semi-educated person: No, not all of them are pedophiles, less than 0.1%.
Educated person: Your right, not all are pedophiles, also priests arn't exclusive to the Roman Catholic church. Both the Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians have priests.
See
5.
see pedophile
now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest
See
6.
Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
See
7.
Someone with an interest in pre-pubescent children, not to be confused with the female version, the nun, the priest is only interested in young boys, never girls, the nun on the other hand is only interested in young girls. Neither should the priest be confused with the Jackson, or the gloved one, or the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang!
The priest wears a long black dress and a white collar and squats inside a black toilet like room called a confession box where he sits and plays with himself whilst people whisper their dirty secrets to him. After that he takes an alter boy to one side to teach him the pleasures of 'bell ringing' the priest then tells his victim if he tells anyone then the priest will get his invisible friend to 'sort him out'.
The head of these dirty devils is an old man who also wears a long dress, this time a white one, and a funny little hat that is clearly too small for his head, this man is a dead ringer for Gandalf from lord of the rings who everyone worships as honest, kind, decent and friendly, he protects these kiddy fiddlers with his magic powers and threats of 'sending round the cardinals to sort you out'....I kid you not!!!
Example: "ah sean sure your a fine young boy, why not sit on Father O' Reilys knee and tell me about your wicked sinful thoughts?"...tug..tug..tug!
See
1.
Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.
Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.
2.
1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the
2. The class in the
1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.
See
3.
1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.
2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"
1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"
2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."
See
4.
A man of God.
Priests arn't only part of the
NOT ALWAYS A PEDOPHILE!!!
Ignorant person: All priests are Catholic and are filthy pedophiles
Semi-educated person: No, not all of them are pedophiles, less than 0.1%.
Educated person: Your right, not all are pedophiles, also priests arn't exclusive to the Roman Catholic church. Both the Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians have priests.
See
5.
see pedophile
now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest
See
6.
Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
See
7.
Someone with an interest in pre-pubescent children, not to be confused with the female version, the nun, the priest is only interested in young boys, never girls, the nun on the other hand is only interested in young girls. Neither should the priest be confused with the Jackson, or the gloved one, or the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang!
The priest wears a long black dress and a white collar and squats inside a black toilet like room called a confession box where he sits and plays with himself whilst people whisper their dirty secrets to him. After that he takes an alter boy to one side to teach him the pleasures of 'bell ringing' the priest then tells his victim if he tells anyone then the priest will get his invisible friend to 'sort him out'.
The head of these dirty devils is an old man who also wears a long dress, this time a white one, and a funny little hat that is clearly too small for his head, this man is a dead ringer for Gandalf from lord of the rings who everyone worships as honest, kind, decent and friendly, he protects these kiddy fiddlers with his magic powers and threats of 'sending round the cardinals to sort you out'....I kid you not!!!
Example: "ah sean sure your a fine young boy, why not sit on Father O' Reilys knee and tell me about your wicked sinful thoughts?"...tug..tug..tug!
See
