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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..
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The art of grooming body hair on a man's body.
John was tired of the unsightly back hair and decided to adopt mansculpting practic..
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The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that..
