Primus

What is Primus?


1.

amazing bass guitar-driven band led by Les Claypool. other members are Larry "Ler" LaLonde on guitar and Tim "Herb" Alexander on drums. go listen to em! now! youll get hooked!

When the going gets tough and the stomach acids flow

The cold wind of conformity is nipping at your nose

Some trendy new atrocity has brought you to your knees

Come with us

We'll sail the seas of cheese

2.

Primus Sucks!

Suck on this!

Primus

See primus, sucks

3.

A truly amazing band that formed in 89' around the San Francisco bay area.

the original line-up

Leslie "Les" Claypool: bassist,vocals

Larry "Ler" Lalonde: guitarist

Timothy "Herb" Alexander: drums

Their sound of music is hard to put in any current genre. The only category this band falls in is itself, Primus.

official website primussucks

Do you like primus?

Dude! you gotta check out primus's new dvd+cd compilation!

See Compton Ass Terry

4.

One of the best, if not the best, bands ever. Led by Les Claypool's quirky lyrics and vocals and most importantly, his unprecedented bass lines which define songs such as my name is mud and those damn blue collar tweekers. Founded in S.F. in 1986 by les claypool, guitarist todd huth and drummer "Tim Curveball" Wright, they arose a storm in the underground and in college radio, releasing their debut Suck on This with their new and most famous lineup of Les, "ler" LaLonde on guitar, and Tim "Herb" Alexander. Several remarkable albums followed, and the band recieved some publicity for the chart-topping Pork Soda and songs like "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" and "Laquer Head," both of which had their videos banned from MTV, the former still being the most requested video on mtv during its year of release. The band shifted slightly, when a new drummer, Brian "Brain" Mantia played on the Brown Album and Antipop. While Brain was not as good a drummer as Herb, (and it showed a bit on the Brown Album) he made up for that because he was and is an all-out gangsta. Herb reunited with the band to record a 5 song EP, Animals Should Not Try to Act like People, packaged with the incredible DVD of the same name. Overall, Primus, in their legend and musical talent, make the Beatles look like a shitty garage band.

They call me Mr. Knowitall.

I sip the aged wine.

Oh I could tell such wondrous tales

if I should find the time.

I must be Mr. Knowitall

For ideas they come in bounds.

I am Mr. Knowitall

So spread the word around.

5.

Talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and bassist in the world

Welcome to this world of fools

Of pink champane and swimming pools

And all you have to do is lose your virginity

Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight

Just stick around and take a bite

Of life, we don't need febalness in this proximity

Welcome to this world

See Jerry

6.

An Alternate word for a Basketball.

Hey Corto, pass the Primus. I'm open.

See primus, basketball, hoops, nba

7.

The most amazing band ever!

Yo kid, there like Primus, except Primus is much better.

1.

amazing bass guitar-driven band led by Les Claypool. other members are Larry "Ler" LaLonde on guitar and Tim "Herb" Alexander on drums. go listen to em! now! youll get hooked!

When the going gets tough and the stomach acids flow

The cold wind of conformity is nipping at your nose

Some trendy new atrocity has brought you to your knees

Come with us

We'll sail the seas of cheese

2.

Primus Sucks!

Suck on this!

Primus

See primus, sucks

3.

A truly amazing band that formed in 89' around the San Francisco bay area.

the original line-up

Leslie "Les" Claypool: bassist,vocals

Larry "Ler" Lalonde: guitarist

Timothy "Herb" Alexander: drums

Their sound of music is hard to put in any current genre. The only category this band falls in is itself, Primus.

official website primussucks

Do you like primus?

Dude! you gotta check out primus's new dvd+cd compilation!

See Compton Ass Terry

4.

One of the best, if not the best, bands ever. Led by Les Claypool's quirky lyrics and vocals and most importantly, his unprecedented bass lines which define songs such as my name is mud and those damn blue collar tweekers. Founded in S.F. in 1986 by les claypool, guitarist todd huth and drummer "Tim Curveball" Wright, they arose a storm in the underground and in college radio, releasing their debut Suck on This with their new and most famous lineup of Les, "ler" LaLonde on guitar, and Tim "Herb" Alexander. Several remarkable albums followed, and the band recieved some publicity for the chart-topping Pork Soda and songs like "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" and "Laquer Head," both of which had their videos banned from MTV, the former still being the most requested video on mtv during its year of release. The band shifted slightly, when a new drummer, Brian "Brain" Mantia played on the Brown Album and Antipop. While Brain was not as good a drummer as Herb, (and it showed a bit on the Brown Album) he made up for that because he was and is an all-out gangsta. Herb reunited with the band to record a 5 song EP, Animals Should Not Try to Act like People, packaged with the incredible DVD of the same name. Overall, Primus, in their legend and musical talent, make the Beatles look like a shitty garage band.

They call me Mr. Knowitall.

I sip the aged wine.

Oh I could tell such wondrous tales

if I should find the time.

I must be Mr. Knowitall

For ideas they come in bounds.

I am Mr. Knowitall

So spread the word around.

5.

Talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and bassist in the world

Welcome to this world of fools

Of pink champane and swimming pools

And all you have to do is lose your virginity

Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight

Just stick around and take a bite

Of life, we don't need febalness in this proximity

Welcome to this world

See Jerry

6.

An Alternate word for a Basketball.

Hey Corto, pass the Primus. I'm open.

See primus, basketball, hoops, nba

7.

The most amazing band ever!

Yo kid, there like Primus, except Primus is much better.


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