Princess Peach

What is Princess Peach?


1.

Someone who seems to perpetually be in another castle.

Sorry, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

2.

The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, which Mario, a plumber, who's general goal is to rescue her from the clutches of the monster named Bowser.

It appears that Princess Peach is missing-AGAIN.

3.

A fine sweet ass. And a nice rack too.

Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.

King Koopaand Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.

Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.

Sorry, but the Princes is fucking in anotehr castle.

4.

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)

Statistics:

Age: somewhere in her twenties

Height: 5'6"

Hair: Reddish-Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Cup Size: to be determined...

Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!

5.

A princess with long blond hair, has a crush on a plumber, and every other day she is kidnapped by a giant fire breathing turtle.

Toad: Man we realy need to get better securoty....

6.

She is a character from Super mario Bros. videogames. Peach is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She is constantly tormented by the evil Bowser, where he is always kidnapping her. She escapes everytime because of the aid of Mario. Her relationship with Mario is unknown to this day. Aside from her royal duties, Peach is a remarkable tennis and golf player, and even a fighter.

See Samurai Katsu

7.

Clearly the best character in Mario Kart 64.

You think you can beat me with Yoshi? Psshh... I'd like to see you try.

1.

Someone who seems to perpetually be in another castle.

Sorry, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

2.

The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, which Mario, a plumber, who's general goal is to rescue her from the clutches of the monster named Bowser.

It appears that Princess Peach is missing-AGAIN.

3.

A fine sweet ass. And a nice rack too.

Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.

King Koopaand Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.

Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.

Sorry, but the Princes is fucking in anotehr castle.

4.

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)

Statistics:

Age: somewhere in her twenties

Height: 5'6"

Hair: Reddish-Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Cup Size: to be determined...

Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!

5.

A princess with long blond hair, has a crush on a plumber, and every other day she is kidnapped by a giant fire breathing turtle.

Toad: Man we realy need to get better securoty....

6.

She is a character from Super mario Bros. videogames. Peach is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She is constantly tormented by the evil Bowser, where he is always kidnapping her. She escapes everytime because of the aid of Mario. Her relationship with Mario is unknown to this day. Aside from her royal duties, Peach is a remarkable tennis and golf player, and even a fighter.

See Samurai Katsu

7.

Clearly the best character in Mario Kart 64.

You think you can beat me with Yoshi? Psshh... I'd like to see you try.


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